Arouet: Fortunately, some quick-thinking fellow had us dig a pit right there, and when we were done, we pointed at it and hollered "What's this? We're missing an apple tree over here!" Arouet: Hearing that, Mr. Arouet: And then he searched high and low for tree pits, proclaiming loudly that he must return to the soil, else wither and perish. ![]() Of course, he'd taken those clothes off himself. Arouet: One day, he had too much to drink, and asserted that he was an apple tree, even shouting that someone had uprooted him and stripped him of his bark. He's usually a polite, patient, and meticulous fellow. I once met someone from the Palais Mermonia. ![]() Arouet: If one takes to having a drink to go with any given complaint, one will be liable to drink too much and lose one's wits. Arouet: Of course, I have little doubt that drinking wine is more effective than coffee - yet it comes with a risk that its counterpart lacks. After a long day of work, few have any lack of complaints about how their day went, and such. Arouet: A café is like a tavern - it is a place to relax. Arouet: Then, unable to withstand the void created in their souls by the lack of our wondrous brew, they must find someone to speak to and pass the time. Why, I'd say that our coffee is so delicious that our customers can't help but drink it all in one go. this? Arouet: Now, if you were to ask me. Arouet: And that's why I advise you to keep your distance, or your early impression of our dear Fontaine may go ill. Arouet: But clarity is what the chatty gentlepeople here have in spades - and before one of you concedes, not even fists will shut their mouths. ![]() Arouet: And would you believe me if I said that drunkards would be easier to handle? Call the police on them, and they'll sober up right away. You sound like you're describing drunkards. On the contrary, those who drink coffee are dying to unburden themselves to a companion - if they were to get hold of you, you'd be here all day. So "one person, one table" is your style? Is everyone here a solo drinker? Arouet: Well, I wouldn't say so. Arouet: But a word to the wise - best to keep your distance from the other customers while you find your spot. (Talk to Arouet) Arouet: Hello, welcome! What would you like to have? Arouet: Name the flavor you favor, then find a seat - coffee to savor will be with you in a beat.
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